Diagnosis

One glance.. 'diagnosis'
Im afraid to tell u guys.. esp to those 'strangers' hu came across to our blog..
I tink rite.. we all r infected by sum diseases BUT no worries.. der's diagnosis available...

To Pakcik

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Pakcikitis
Cause:	allergy to civet cats
Symptoms:	mild hypothermia, floating hair, seeing dead people, photophobia
Cure:	infect someone else
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To Hana

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Hana's Syndrome
Cause:	pollen
Symptoms:	occasional acidic blood, extreme halo, toe numbness
Cure:	drink three glasses of water every day for the rest of your life
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To AiNi

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with AiNitis
Cause:	dancing
Symptoms:	flushing, occasional pimples, blue urine
Cure:	electroshock therapy
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To Lynn

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Lynn's Syndrome
Cause:	hot weather
Symptoms:	mild coordination problems, occasional mania, occasional blood in urine
Cure:	click heels together three times
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To Dewi

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Dewitis
Cause:	spaceborne bacteria
Symptoms:	sudden black eyes, orange ears, extreme fear, excessive regurgitation
Cure:	sleep
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To Shafa

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Shafaosis
Cause:	the wrong type of snow
Symptoms:	muscle atrophy, dehydration, halo
Cure:	fire
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ANd lastly.. me

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with FarZ's Disorder
Cause:	cursed amulet
Symptoms:	Hitler moustache, hair tangling, blisters, tongue retraction
Cure:	take two leeches every day before meals
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